4 "description": "Contain async insanity so that the dark pony lord doesn't eat souls",
17 "test": "tap test/*.js"
21 "url": "git+https://github.com/npm/dezalgo.git"
28 "asynchrony of all holy and good",
29 "T̯̪ͅo̯͖̹ ̻̮̖̲͢i̥̖n̢͈͇̝͍v͏͉ok̭̬̝ͅe̞͍̩̫͍̩͝ ̩̮̖̟͇͉́t͔͔͎̗h͏̗̟e̘͉̰̦̠̞͓ ͕h͉̟͎̪̠̱͠ḭ̮̩v̺͉͇̩e̵͖-̺̪m͍i̜n̪̲̲̲̮d̷ ̢r̠̼̯̹̦̦͘ͅe͓̳͓̙p̺̗̫͙͘ͅr͔̰͜e̴͓̞s͉̩̩͟ͅe͏̣n͚͇̗̭̺͍tì͙̣n͏̖̥̗͎̰̪g̞͓̭̱̯̫̕ ̣̱͜ͅc̦̰̰̠̮͎͙̀hao̺̜̻͍͙ͅs͉͓̘.͎̼̺̼͕̹͘",
30 "̠̞̱̰I͖͇̝̻n̦̰͍̰̟v̤̺̫̳̭̼̗͘ò̹̟̩̩͚k̢̥̠͍͉̦̬i̖͓͔̮̱̻͘n̶̳͙̫͎g̖̯̣̲̪͉ ̞͎̗͕͚ͅt̲͕̘̺̯̗̦h̘̦̲̜̻e̳͎͉̬͙ ̴̞̪̲̥f̜̯͓͓̭̭͢e̱̘͔̮e̜̤l̺̱͖̯͓͙͈͢i̵̦̬͉͔̫͚͕n͉g̨͖̙̙̹̹̟̤ ͉̪o̞̠͍̪̰͙ͅf̬̲̺ ͔͕̲͕͕̲̕c̙͉h̝͔̩̙̕ͅa̲͖̻̗̹o̥̼̫s̝̖̜̝͚̫̟.̺͚ ̸̱̲W̶̥̣͖̦i͏̤̬̱̳̣ͅt͉h̗̪̪ ̷̱͚̹̪ǫ͕̗̣̳̦͎u̼̦͔̥̮̕ţ͖͎̻͔͉ ̴͎̩òr̹̰̖͉͈͝d̷̲̦̖͓e̲͓̠r",
31 "̧͚̜͓̰̭̭Ṯ̫̹̜̮̟̮͝h͚̘̩̘̖̰́e ̥̘͓͉͔͙̼N̟̜̣̘͔̪e̞̞̤͢z̰̖̘͇p̠͟e̺̱̣͍͙̝ṛ̘̬͔̙͇̠d͝ḭ̯̱̥̗̩a̛ͅn͏̦ ̷̥hi̥v̖̳̹͉̮̱͝e̹̪̘̖̰̟-̴͙͓͚̜̻mi̗̺̻͙̺ͅn̪̯͈d ͏̘͓̫̳ͅơ̹͔̳̖̣͓f͈̹̘ ͕ͅc̗̤̠̜̮̥̥h̡͍̩̭̫͚̱a̤͉̤͔͜os͕̤̼͍̲̀ͅ.̡̱ ̦Za̯̱̗̭͍̣͚l̗͉̰̤g͏̣̭̬̗̲͖ͅo̶̭̩̳̟͈.̪̦̰̳",
32 "H̴̱̦̗̬̣͓̺e̮ ͉̠̰̞͎̖͟ẁh̛̺̯ͅo̖̫͡ ̢Ẁa̡̗i̸t͖̣͉̀ş͔̯̩ ̤̦̮͇̞̦̲B͎̭͇̦̼e̢hin͏͙̟̪d̴̰͓̻̣̮͕ͅ T͖̮̕h͖e̘̺̰̙͘ ̥Ẁ̦͔̻͚a̞͖̪͉l̪̠̻̰̣̠l̲͎͞",
33 "Z̘͍̼͎̣͔͝Ą̲̜̱̱̹̤͇L̶̝̰̭͔G͍̖͍O̫͜ͅ!̼̤ͅ",
34 "H̝̪̜͓̀̌̂̒E̢̙̠̣ ̴̳͇̥̟̠͍̐C̹̓̑̐̆͝Ó̶̭͓̚M̬̼Ĕ̖̤͔͔̟̹̽̿̊ͥ̍ͫS̻̰̦̻̖̘̱̒ͪ͌̅͟"
37 "name": "Isaac Z. Schlueter",
39 "url": "http://blog.izs.me/"
43 "url": "https://github.com/npm/dezalgo/issues"
45 "homepage": "https://github.com/npm/dezalgo",
46 "readme": "# dezalgo\n\nContain async insanity so that the dark pony lord doesn't eat souls\n\nSee [this blog\npost](http://blog.izs.me/post/59142742143/designing-apis-for-asynchrony).\n\n## USAGE\n\nPass a callback to `dezalgo` and it will ensure that it is *always*\ncalled in a future tick, and never in this tick.\n\n```javascript\nvar dz = require('dezalgo')\n\nvar cache = {}\nfunction maybeSync(arg, cb) {\n cb = dz(cb)\n\n // this will actually defer to nextTick\n if (cache[arg]) cb(null, cache[arg])\n\n fs.readFile(arg, function (er, data) {\n // since this is *already* defered, it will call immediately\n if (er) cb(er)\n cb(null, cache[arg] = data)\n })\n}\n```\n",
47 "readmeFilename": "README.md",
48 "gitHead": "d4d3f3f6f47b1a326194d5281349c83dde258458",
49 "_id": "dezalgo@1.0.3",
50 "_shasum": "7f742de066fc748bc8db820569dddce49bf0d456",
51 "_from": "dezalgo@>=1.0.3 <1.1.0"