--- /dev/null
+var url = require("url")
+
+module.exports = toNerfDart
+
+/**
+ * Maps a URL to an identifier.
+ *
+ * Name courtesy schiffertronix media LLC, a New Jersey corporation
+ *
+ * @param {String} uri The URL to be nerfed.
+ *
+ * @returns {String} A nerfed URL.
+ */
+function toNerfDart(uri) {
+ var parsed = url.parse(uri)
+ delete parsed.protocol
+ delete parsed.auth
+ delete parsed.query
+ delete parsed.search
+ delete parsed.hash
+
+ return url.resolve(url.format(parsed), ".")
+}