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+module.exports = substack
+var npm = require("./npm.js")
+
+var isms =
+ [ "\033[32mbeep \033[35mboop\033[m"
+ , "Replace your configs with services"
+ , "SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!"
+ , "MODULE ALL THE THINGS!"
+ , "\\o/"
+ , "but first, burritos"
+ , "full time mad scientist here"
+ , "c/,,\\" ]
+
+function substack (args, cb) {
+ var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length)
+ console.log(isms[i])
+ var c = args.shift()
+ if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb)
+ else cb()
+}